irweed:

we’re listening to the radio in class and amnesia came on and this guy was like “why would u wanna wake up with amnesia?” and this other guy was like “to forget about the stupid little things bro”

(via multifandomprincess)


importantbirds:

canadian-asian:

THE CUTEST BIRD IN THE WORLD (The Japanese Long Tailed Tit)

Secret only share… This birb actual marchmello who learn a fly!
Keep outta a sun, tiny peep!

(via vantas-sea)


blessedwithgloriousbutt:

maycontainfeminists:


One of the best examples of artistic integrity on a corporate scale.

wow. 

No matter how many times I see this, I never fail to be impressed by that last sentence.

blessedwithgloriousbutt:

maycontainfeminists:

One of the best examples of artistic integrity on a corporate scale.

wow. 

No matter how many times I see this, I never fail to be impressed by that last sentence.

(via multifandomprincess)


reichenbatchhero:

im so hooked on muggleborns fucking shit up with pop culture references

dumbledore warns for something with the words “very dangerous” and around the great hall you hear scattered “much frightening” “such peril”

snape gets really fuckin pissed off at a kid named luke and roars “LUKE!!!” and luke stands up and screams back “I AM YOUR FATHER”

mcgonagall catches students doing something against hogwart’s rules and yells “WHY?” and one kid goes “M C A”

(via wearitasawormstach)


klanos:

porrim:

so one time when i was in 8th grade my school went on a camping trip at this camp and at night we all went around the campfire and told stories

and one of the instructors pointed up at the hill where a bunch of deer had gathered. he explained that baby deer make certain noises to call their mothers over. he said if we were really quiet we could hear them

suddenly this huge black guy came out from the forest and yelled YO MAMA WHERE YOU AT

I AM DYING OH MY GOD

(via farawayfrom-nowhere)


hugsfrompeeta:

jaclcfrost:

your icon shows who you are inside

#or who you want inside of you

(via multifandomprincess)



iphonevevo:

when the person who volunteers to read is completely illiterate   

image

(via farawayfrom-nowhere)


beatonstuck:

beatonstuck:

uuumm…..I don’t know….fan sevice?
(i tried drawing the grand highblood i the background, i really did. but he is so hard to draw and his presence just screwed up the rest of the picture -__-)

I feel obligated to reblog this periodically

beatonstuck:


beatonstuck
:

uuumm…..I don’t know….fan sevice?

(i tried drawing the grand highblood i the background, i really did. but he is so hard to draw and his presence just screwed up the rest of the picture -__-)

I feel obligated to reblog this periodically

(via 2olluxvanta2)


ignwhore:

*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”

(via multifandomprincess)


southpauz:

True story.

When I was in 2nd grade, there was this 5th grade boy (who was also my brother’s best friend) who I had the biggest crush on.

One day when we were at the bus stop, he threw a snowball at me. I wanted to be cute and throw one back at him, but the bus showed up before I could throw it at him.

I made the most genius decision to hide it behind my hands and throw it at him when he walked onto the bus.

I chucked a snowball at him.

Unbeknownst to me, the snowball had an enormous chunk of ice in the middle of it.

He went to the nurse and I went to the Principal’s office for the first time in my life.

I was so pitiful that my Principal let me go without any punishments.

Long story short: I CAN’T FLIRT.

(via foduing)


college: Why should we accept you
me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
college: damn son you in

Reblog if you’ve ever yelled at a book.

dennyismydestiel:

kripke-is-my-king:

professionalcrazyfangirl:

polerin:

cannibalcoalition:

afoxnamedtod:

Are there people who don’t reblog this?

I can only assume that the ones who haven’t aren’t reading the right books.

FUCKING BOOKS.

If it doesn’t make you mad, it’s not good enough.

image

I have two English Literature degrees, I can’t count how many books I’ve yelled at.

(via foduing)


dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

image

(via koujakus-boyfriend)


breadstiks:

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

(via multifandomprincess)